So this week I discovered some amazing things.. like that Top Foods (Washington store) is a freaking gold mine of cheapness, and they have chocolate milk.. in a glass jar, obviously far superior to plastic jar chocolate milks. But in all seriousness it really is.
I have a love of bacon that needs to be fed, aka, I should eat it more.. but I don't for the sake of my heart -and that's a huge sacrifice- so I've come to eating kraft's version of "shake and bake" bacon thing.. chicken.. it was good.
Ralph Lauren candles are the freaking shit. I have a candle that smells like a freaking sunrise, or lemonade if you ask Janna, but yeah its amazing. Which really just brings me to that lovely store called Marshall's. I could walk in there and drop a good trillion dollars on things I do not need, but have to buy because it will make me a better cook, girlfriend, friend, artist or anything else that I could possibly think of to justify buying a Ralph Lauren candle -it was $3 in my defense. Seriously I walk in and bee line it for the shoes, seeing no Sperry's I then bee line it to the back where magical "home goods" await my gleaming childlike eyes. I've stumbled upon a glorious dog bed that would look great for newborns, yes I said that and I mean it, but at $60 I'm not willing to buy it.. but posing in it for a picture? Not a freaking problem. That will probably be on instagram later (riannphoto) so after not buying that I peruse the frames, art and candles.. also mugs, dishes and dog accessories because Bru obviously needs a fluffy something or a hot pink other thing that A would murder me for buying so I behaved myself. I find on the clearance rack, the recipe box I'd been all "BUY ME" to A earlier this year, he said no, it was on sale for $5 so now its literally sitting about 5 ft behind me IN YOUR FACE! What other treasures did I find? A mug, do I need another? No, but these mugs were about $25 at Barns & Noble so I kinda stuck it to the man for $3 -its a trend- and theeeeeen I go to check out because Janna has to work in the AM (3 AM, see TREND!) and I find a philosophy bar and a Ralph Lauren candle.. in all I walked away without spending more than $30.... I'd say I was successful.
I'm seriously questioning your sanity of reading ANY of this.. but on a lighter note, A is a freaking sexy beast and I am a pretty lucky lady. I'm looking at this picture I took where he's giving me his best "blue steal" to which I swoon *swoon* see told you.
-Acacia
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